Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Wednesday, February 15, 2017

I Heard a Rumor, Bark Bark, Woof, Woof

Just one year after coming so close, one year after she was favored to win, Rumor returned, and captured the highest honor in her sport.

The German shepherd won Best in Show at the 141st Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show Tuesday night at Madison Square Garden, one year after falling short to CJ, a German shorthaired pointer, in the same competition.
They need to update the categories. "Jogging dog group", "Crack house guarding group" and so on.

(Inspiration for the title.)

2 comments:

Borepatch said...

Wolfgang like this.

The New York Crank said...

Part of the problem with the AKC is they don't care a hoot what a dog does, how intelligent it is, whether it can sniff out a cop in a crackhouse, or a crackhead in a cop house for that matter, or even if it can catch a frisbee or knows the names of its toys. All they care about is bearing, coat, and other meaningless markers. That may be one reason why those gorgeous Irish Setters have had the brains bred out of them, and why Basset Hounds have ears that drag on the ground. Did I mention Poodles with cancer and numerous breeds with hip displasia?

Yours crankily,
The New York Crank