Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, February 5, 2017

Oh, For the Good Old Days

When the only crazy megalomaniacs with control of nuclear weapons that we had to worry about were Kim Jong-il and Kim Jong-un.

I can't keep up. Whether it's Trump's complaining about the press and talking about Frederick Douglass as though he was still alive at his "Black History Listening Session" or his asking people to pray for his TV show at the National Prayer Breakfast or his apparent phobia about staircases or the fact that his "blind trust" has been shown to be as blind as the Palomar Telescope, it just keeps coming.

Meanwhile, his acolytes make their excuses for Trump's lies and those of his entourage, most notably, the one about the Bowling Green Massacre. Facts don't matter tot hem, and neither does science, the Constitution or the rule of law.

Surf the blogroll. I'm going flying.

And yes, I'll watch something else other than the Stupid Bowl, as the Team What Cheats the Best likely will win again.

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