Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Thursday, December 15, 2016

CORPUS CHRISTIE WARNING!

Don't drink tap water. Don't bathe in it. The water is not safe to use, and you cannot treat it to make it safe. Bleach, boiling, none of that will work.
The problems occurred after an estimated 3 to 24 gallons of a petroleum-based chemical called Indulin AA-86 seeped into the city's water because of a backflow from an area oil refinery, city officials said.

2 comments:

Nangleator said...

Good news: The victims are white, which somehow makes their voices audible.

Bad news: The victims are Texans, who would gladly slaughter their own children if a wealthy, distant, unknown corporation told them to.

Paul W said...

dear Texans:

THIS IS WHY CORPORATIONS SHOULD BE REQUIRED TO HAVE STRICT SAFETY PROTECTIONS.

Go ahead and complain about those regs being expensive. It's worth it to keep the water clean and the air breathable and our cities safe from megaton explosions.