Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Wednesday, December 14, 2016

Her Job Title: "Chief Ethics Evasion Officer"

Ivanka Trump will reportedly get an office in the space typically reserved for the first lady, according to CNN.
Since Trump has claimed that he'll "divest" by having his kids run his businesses for him, it only makes sense for them to more easily (not) tell the Grifter-in-Chief how his businesses are doing.

Trump's blind trust is shaping up to be as blind as the Mt. Palomar telescope.

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