Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, December 18, 2016

Arby's: It's Better Than Starvation

But not by a whole helluva lot.  

The beef may be a quarter-grade better than cafeteria mystery meat, when they were serving up surplus food from fallout shelters.

Or maybe not.
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2 comments:

CenterPuke88 said...

Arby's, we have the meats! (that Food Lion tosses out as too old to sell)

12/18/2016 4:53 PM
Windy Wilson said...

Arby's!
The compressed ??? that they serve as "roast beef" is of questionable origin and the oil they fry the french fries in is of questionable freshness. The potatoes seem ok, but thanks to #2, I can't eat them. Better than starvation, sure, but better to go hungry than trade your money for what they sell.

12/18/2016 10:59 PM

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