Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, December 24, 2016

The Company Trump Keeps

One of Trump's asshole buddies is suffering from diarrhea of the mouth:
The New York co-chair for Donald Trump’s presidential campaign said his wishes for 2017 are to see President Obama have sex with a cow and die from mad cow disease and for Michelle Obama to be “let loose in the outback of Zimbabwe.”

Carl Paladino also said he wants the outgoing President to be buried next to close advisor Valerie Jarrett, who he’d like to see convicted of treason and decapitated in prison by a “jihady (sic) cell mate who mistook (her) for being a nice person.”

As for the First Lady, Paladino — a former GOP gubernatorial candidate — said “I’d like her to return to being a male and let loose in the outback of Zimbabwe where she lives comfortably in a cave with Maxie, the gorilla.”
I suppose that it's only fair to wish that Paladino suffers fatal burns from his kerosene-soaked robes catching fire at his next cross-burning.

2 comments:

dinthebeast said...

You know, I used to think that Paladino was such a wingnut that he could never win any election other than a Republican primary. And maybe he is, but I don't get to feel that way any more.

-Doug in Oakland

Stewart Dean said...

I'm a Democrat from NY. It takes a lot for me to vote for Cuomo, but Palladino fits the bill.