Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, December 30, 2016

Imperial Storm Troopers

Why do they even bother with those uniforms? The armor doesn't seem to be much more effective than wearing uniforms made of kraft paper.

3 comments:

Keaaukane said...

For the usual reason of impracticable fashion: Cause it looks so good

Tod Germanica said...

The blasters also seem less accurate and deadly than a 5.56mm. They need an antique M-16 and some old kevlar armor.

JayNola said...

Come on Tod!?!? An antique M-16?
Aren't you aware that the setting is "A Long Time Ago, in a Galaxy Far, Far Away"...
Comrade,
I understand you've got a liberal comment policy but dude...

Sorry couldn't resist...

The other answer is NPC versus PC melee modifiers.

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