Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, December 20, 2016

Brown Shirt News

Trump is bringing his private team of brutal goons to guard him in his new digs.

4 comments:

Nangleator said...

He probably thinks he can't just order the SS to beat up and/or murder protesters and other people he just doesn't like.

Sarah said...

Nangleator, the unfortunate abbreviation "SS" for Secret Service was completely misunderstood by me for a second. I thought you meant "Schutzstaffel" which is probably even more appropriate for Mr Trump's staff police.

montag said...

I hope the Secret Service will not hesitate to draw on the private goons if one decides to "Go Aleppo" on Trump. Not that I want to save the tangerine shitgibbon but the Sec Serv has a rep to maintain.

B said...

Surprisingly balanced...For Politco.

I doubt that he is the only politician to exclude protestors. And after one is asked to leave, then one is removed by force, generally....THe Rallies are, after all, private events.