Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, December 10, 2016

They Sold Their Souls to Trump and Got Nothing For Them

Rudy Giuliani — Donald Trump’s top surrogate and defender in the final months of the presidential election — withdrew his name from consideration for the post, the President-elect’s transition team said Friday.
Rudolph's big mistake, like that of the piano guy and bunches of others, was not getting paid up front. Which was the same mistake Christie made.

UPDATE: Secaucus Fats reportedly also had his eye set on one job and, like Rudy, he opted to play "this one or no other" with The Donald. Trump understands who has the power in negotiating such a deal, and it wasn't either Christie or Giuliani.

1 comment:

3383 said...

Good advice for all current and future whores.