Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, December 6, 2016

Trump's "Thank You Tour"

I don't know about you, but I'd be a bit more pleased if he got to work on learning some of the ropes of his new job. Because it sure seems that with his inexperience and unwillingness to learn anything, not to mention his willingness to do the bidding of sycophantic suckups, that he's going to clown-foot us into a diplomatic crisis, if not a fucking war.

But no, he's jetting around the country, holding Nuremburg-lite rallies. Or running his mouth on Twitter whenever some comedians make fun of him.

I find myself yearning for the studiousness and presidential work ethic of George W. Bush.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ain't that just the damned truth!

Jill

B said...

as opposed to the work ethic of the Golfer in Chief?

Seriously, He's farther ahead in his cabinet pics than most other presidents in modern history.

What (and who) is gonna teach him how to be president?

Not sure what you expect him to do....

Comrade Misfit said...

How about maybe getting the daily intel brief more than every fortnight, for starters?

B said...

Not a bad point, but since he can't do anything or make any decisions yet, I fail to see the urgency in doing so.

When you are about a month out, then it becomes important. Until then, he is just a spectator.