Words of Advice:
DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.
"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne
"Once you have paid him the Danegeld, you never get rid of the Dane." -- Rudyard Kipling
“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie
"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul
"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad
Democracy Dies When Billionaires and Hedge Funds Buy Newspapers.
"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot
"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown
"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown
"Eck!" -- George the Cat
Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.
2 comments:
Good news: The victims are white, which somehow makes their voices audible.
Bad news: The victims are Texans, who would gladly slaughter their own children if a wealthy, distant, unknown corporation told them to.
dear Texans:
THIS IS WHY CORPORATIONS SHOULD BE REQUIRED TO HAVE STRICT SAFETY PROTECTIONS.
Go ahead and complain about those regs being expensive. It's worth it to keep the water clean and the air breathable and our cities safe from megaton explosions.
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