Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, December 2, 2016

Everybody Has a Video Camera, People. Please Act Accordingly.

You've may have heard about the woman who went on a racist Trumpian rant at a store because they didn't have a free bag large enough to hold her shit. Apparently, losing her shit in public is her thing.

As the cops are gradually realizing, when you do stupid shit in full view of other people, somebody's probably recording your antics. And, should your stupidity be of the sort that becomes widely known, it will fuck up your life.

I'm not writing her name, but it's easily findable. Unless the Klan or Breitbart is hiring, she's going to have a hell of a time finding a job where the human resources department does any bit of research on job candidates.

When you're out in public, act like adults, people.

3 comments:

deadstick said...

You run across these once in a while...all sweetness and light most of the time, but with some serious rage sitting there on simmer. Once in a while a trigger comes along, and you find out what basket cases they are.

I encountered two of those in the AF, one a 1/Lt and one a M/Sgt. They both ultimately got canned from very cushy assignments.

CenterPuke88 said...

Video cameras may be everywhere, but as the cop shooting case in South Carolina is showing, sometimes it might not matter. One juror, one, is blocking any guilty verdict, ergo, mistrial.

Comrade Misfit said...

Deadstick, Yeah.