Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, December 12, 2016

Reality

The Republicans are defending the Russian intelligence services and attacking the CIA. And the FBI worked towards the same ends as the KGB FSB.

What weird alternative reality is this?

3 comments:

w3ski said...

All my life we had "the russians are coming' as a battle cry. Now with tRump and his minions it's "so what, and keep your mouth shut about it"?
I want my country back.
I don't have much hope that this turd will hit the fan, but I can only wonder why the Russian influence isn't a big deal.
w3ski

Nangleator said...

It's always such a selfish double-standard with Republicans. They are only fine because it helped them. It's like we should insinuate that the Russians were actually helping Hillary instead to get the Republicans to demand an investigation.

Sadly, the good people are bad at lying because we don't want to lie. Because we're good.

Comrade Misfit said...

Stay tuned for news about a new TV channel: Pravda on the Potomac.