Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Friday, December 23, 2016

I Got a Lot of Problems With You People, and Now You're Gonna Hear All About Them


Happy Festivus!

(The video)

In this year, an Airing of the Grievances may not be a wise idea at a family dinner. It'd be nice if the holiday could be about friends and family and not about consumerism-on-afterburners. But I guess that's what Thanksgiving is for.

It's a good thing that I'm not a Christian. For if I was, the idea that the celebration of the birth of the Prince of Peace (a man who from his birth to his death, lived a humble existence) has become an orgy of consumerism and greed would sadden me to my core. But I'm not, so fuck it.

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