Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

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"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

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If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

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"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Friday, December 30, 2016

Imperial Storm Troopers

Why do they even bother with those uniforms? The armor doesn't seem to be much more effective than wearing uniforms made of kraft paper.

3 comments:

Keaaukane said...

For the usual reason of impracticable fashion: Cause it looks so good

Tod Germanica said...

The blasters also seem less accurate and deadly than a 5.56mm. They need an antique M-16 and some old kevlar armor.

JayNola said...

Come on Tod!?!? An antique M-16?
Aren't you aware that the setting is "A Long Time Ago, in a Galaxy Far, Far Away"...
Comrade,
I understand you've got a liberal comment policy but dude...

Sorry couldn't resist...

The other answer is NPC versus PC melee modifiers.

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