Words of Advice:
"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne
“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *
"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown
“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie
"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul
"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad
"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown
"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers
"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown
"Eck!" -- George the Cat
* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone
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State Dept just put in an order for about 450 pounds of C4, plus about eight miles worth of detonating cord, blasting caps, shaped charges, and all sorts of other day-ruining stuff.
http://scgnews.com/why-is-the-us-state-department-buying-high-explosives
Well, Agriculture owns the LEO's in a pretty big stretch of territory...
What line of work is Cliven Bundy in, again?
Joe, he runs cattle. And the BLM is part of the Dept. of the Interior, not Agriculture.
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Oh no! The Evil Rethuglikkkans and the Party of No™ have nominated a candidate with superficial differences than yours! Hold the line, progressives! Vote Democratic one more time!
If I had to venture a guess, I would say feral pigs. They like crops and are a outright plague in a lot of places. It wasn't all that long ago that I saw some news item about some guy who bagged a 1400 pound boar.
I wouldn't stake my life on those knuckleheads' ability to tell the USDA apart from the BLM.
The people that shoot nuisance wildlife on airports etc work for USDA .
Glenn
What sort of "nuisance wildlife" are they dealing with that they would need to use submachine guns?
Well, they do have to enforce the anti-terrorism laws against people who take photos of factory farms.
I hear some of those hippies are packing serious heat.
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