Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, May 21, 2014

What the Code Words "Excited Delirium" Mean

They mean "being beaten to death by the police".
The Madison County (IL) coroner says a man who was arrested over the weekend after exhibiting bizarre behavior at a strip club here appears to have died of "excited delirium."
Because it seems to me that all of the coroner's findings of "excited delirium" involve people who have been arrested. Some dude doesn't croak in his living room and there's an autposy finding of "excited delirium".

No, this "syndrome" only seems to happen to people in police custody.

Now I know that correlation does not mean causality. But isn't it high time that this "syndrome" received some serious and appropriately skeptical research?

5 comments:

D. said...

I remember seeing an article in a medical journal ten or so years ago, and I assume that more research has been done.

Choke holds, tranquilizers, tasers, and restraints seem to kill an awful lot of people, though.

The New York Crank said...

There's a wonderful line in Jean Genet's play, "The Balcony," to the effect that a dissident "Died of a heart attack" (pregnant pause) "while falling from the 25th floor of a government administration building."

Of course, that was meant as an ironic comment about official behavior in a police state. Oh, wait a second....

Yours crankily,
The New York crank

Nangleator said...

Of course, doing such research could lead to your deleria becoming excited...

Since, you know, American cops are murderous thugs.

Comrade Misfit said...

NYC, there is a great exchange in Casablanca about the death of Señor Ugarte:

"I am making out the report now. We haven't quite decided yet whether he committed suicide or died trying to escape."

Unknown said...

For anyone interested, this is another blog I read on occasion. The blogger focuses on police/state abuses of all sorts. He's also a rather entertaining wordsmith.

http://freedominourtime.blogspot.com/

Interesting chap. Seems to be a Libertarian, Christian Gun-guy of color. Not quite as eclectic as our Comrade perhaps, but I loves me some diversity.