Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Saturday, May 31, 2014

Don't Fuck With Marines


4 comments:

Grung_e_Gene said...

Little Known Fact FMF stands for Field Day Marine Force...

Anonymous said...

Uncle Sams Maintenance Crew was how we referred to ourselves around the barracks Mike R

Borepatch said...

I am quite happy that my nephew the Lance Corporal spent his time in Fallujah policing trash from the concertina wire. And now I'm a Great Uncle, which is a little strange but quite nice.

He missed the "action", but we didn't mind.

Borepatch said...

Oh, and this Graham Norton episode with Liam Nesson is not to be missed.

I've been a Graham fan for the last 10 or 12 years, for precisely this sort of thing.