Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, May 14, 2014

Who's the Cat that Won't Drop Out, When There's Danger All About?

Tara! Can you dig it?



She saved the day, making the national news.

They say that cat Tara is a bad mother....
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4 comments:

Joe Allen said...

Shut yo' mouth!

5/14/2014 9:47 PM
CenterPuke88 said...

Excellent tactics by the cat too. Full body hit to knock the dog back, charge to rout the disoriented dog. Follow around the SUV to make sure the dog doesn't double back, but then as the dog exits the property she quickly returns to protect the boy. Then a prudent retreat as the tail gunner before the bigger animal gets it back together.

A nicely executed ambush of a larger force and successful use of force in a situation where anything less than full on assault would likely go poorly.

The best details that the local news broadcast had was that the cat was a stray that was adopted 6 years ago. That being said, I'm not a fan of outdoor cats, too many risks....but thankfully this little ball of fury was there when she was needed.

5/14/2014 10:31 PM
BadTux said...

This video definitely made my day. Pointy at five ends for the win! BTW, the reason the mother (and the cat) were heading around the front of the car as the boy scrambled for the front door of the house was that the dog was coming back, and they were heading it off.

5/14/2014 11:22 PM
Andrew S said...

+1 to centerpuke's comment, that cat knows what's up. Someone earned their tuna that day!

5/16/2014 4:35 PM

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