Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Wednesday, May 21, 2014

An Unintended Consequence of Our National Security Police State

The FBI is finding it hard to recruit qualified hackers who have not smoked pot.


Back in the days of Reichfuhrer Hoover, he didn't like the idea of FBI agents who were not clean-cut. So they didn't do drug cases or any other sort of unsavory undercover work.

Sounds as though things haven't changed all that much.

3 comments:

Nangleator said...

And they tried that, "set a thief to catch a thief" thing, but none of their prospects passed a background check, for some reason.

Deadstick said...

Comey had a lawnmower-into-the-dogshit moment, and he's running away from that statement...;-)

Comrade Misfit said...

Deadstick, Comey committed the most grievous sin that one can in D.C.: He spoke the truth about a controversial subject.