Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, May 10, 2014

Caturday

A young shelter kitten.


He's living in that crate, for now, with his three brothers and his mother. When they're old enough, they'll go into the kitten part of the cattery and the mother will go visit the vet for spaying.

2 comments:

Phil said...



Dear Abbey,
Know anyone out this way who wants a cat?
My lovely wife has been feeding every damn cat in the neighborhood.
Better yet, the one she kept from the abandoned Momma cat, that we also kept, is a male who she let slide getting fixed.
Now there is a feral Momma out in my garage, again, with a bunch of freaking kittens she just had.
My rough estimate is that we now have 8 fucking cats in the house/garage plus at least 4 more AND the 4 Goddamn Racoons she has been feeding on the back porch.

She apparently neglected to mention she is Ellie May Clampett reincarnated with all these varmints running all over the place.

I'm thinking Live Trap, what do you say?

Some of these need to go.

Comrade Misfit said...

Get all of them fixed. Contact a local shelter, they may have have a way that you can get funding under a "trap, neuter, release" program.