Words of Advice:

"We have it totally under control. It's one person coming from China. It's going to be just fine." -- Donald Trump, 1/22/2020

“We will not see diseases like the coronavirus come here..and isn't it refreshing when contrasting it with the awful presidency of President Obama."
-- Trump Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany, 2/25/20

"I don't take responsibility for anything." --Donald Trump, 3/13/20

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Flying the Airplane is More Important than Radioing Your Plight to a Person on the Ground Who is Incapable of Understanding or Doing Anything About It." -- Unknown

"There seems to be almost no problem that Congress cannot, by diligent efforts and careful legislative drafting, make ten times worse." -- Me

"What the hell is an `Aluminum Falcon'?" -- Emperor Palpatine

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Monday, May 19, 2014

Imagined Conversation at Fox HQ

Head Honcho: "Goddamnit, who signed off on us carrying Cosmos?"

Minion 1: "What's wrong, Boss?"

HH: "I thought it would be a show about astronomy and space travel. But that DeGrasse Tyson fellow is talking about evolution! And climate change!"

Minion 2: "Oh, no, Boss!"

HH: "And last night, he blamed the focus on short-term profits as a reason why humans are not working to do something about global warming!!"

Minion 3: "Eeeeeeee!"

HH: "Who recommended we air this liberal show? Why didn't we get script approval? Heads are going to roll over this!"

All minions: "Eeeeeeeeeee!"

2 comments:

Nangleator said...

That's why I adore this show. Every episode seems to have a message finely crafted to irritate Republicans.

And, in this episode, I realized the panspermia theory isn't outlandish, at all. It's kind of eye-opening, actually.

Eck! said...

Strong irony it be, yes.

The thread was and is that any scientific discovery or statement has been backed with reasoned study or experiment or worse those annoying things known as facts.

The rest of them live by "feelings" because it doesn't align with their "wishes".

Eck!