Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, May 5, 2014

Fly Untied Airlines

Now arguably the worst airline since Aeroflot in Soviet days.


At least on Spirit, you'd be expecting horrible service and being nickel-and-dimed to death.

3 comments:

Old NFO said...

These days the ALL suck... dammit...

Comrade Misfit said...

True. But some suck less. My experience on Untidy has been that a lot of the employees seem to have all of the enthusiasm and interest towards their jobs of lifers at the state pen.

SWA has its faults, but they seem to attract people who either like their jobs or are putting up a hell of a good act.

Joe said...

Over on the right, as I read that article, I saw a headline for "Rare Earthquake in Oklahoma".

Man, when that gadolinium gets to shakin' it just can't stop!