Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, April 10, 2014

Shorter LAPD: "How Dare You Proles Monitor Us!!"

The LAPD cops have been vandalizing the equipment that was installed to monitor them.

Because having independent video and audio evidence of them abusing people is a bad idea.

Note that the reaction of the brass is to basically shrug their shoulders and say "whaddya want from us".

But I bet that if you were to shake up a can of spray paint and write "LAPD Sux" on the side of a patrol car, they'd figure out something to do to you.

(H/T)

3 comments:

w3ski said...

Wasn't it the LAPD that did a spray and pray all over that Dorner guy before they burned him up in a fire?
Didn't I also read that the FBI rescue teams have never shot someone in error?
Just like Christie's bridge report, "who me"?
w3ski

Comrade Misfit said...

The LAPD was as interested in bringing in Dorner alive as I am in contracting a dose of the Ebola virus. Maybe even less.

Sevesteen said...

If I'm ever on a jury where there was a cop car but no dashcam video, I will assume that it is on purpose.