Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Monday, April 7, 2014

ISS Forecast: "Tekneecal Deeficulties, Tovarish."

NASA has broken off all contacts with the Russians that don't directly involve operation of the International Space Station.

I'd look for some subtle forms of Russian retaliation. Maybe a scientific cargo that NASA wants to fly is "inadvertently" left out of the next Progress cargo flight. Or the per-seat cost for a Soyuz ride gets some Spirit-Air-type add-ons ("You vant oxygen on flight, Comrade? Is extra cost.")

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