Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, April 11, 2014

Now Muster All Available Howitzers at Ft. Meade!

And let's use them to reduce the NSA's buildings to rubble.
The U.S. National Security Agency knew for at least two years about a flaw in the way that many websites send sensitive information, now dubbed the Heartbleed bug, and regularly used it to gather critical intelligence, two people familiar with the matter said.
Part of the NSA's supposed mission is to promote American cyber-security. The NSA says that they weren't aware of Heartbleed until the press reports surfaced.

Which means that if the NSA wasn't turning a blind eye to one of the most serious security flaws in recent history (because it suited them to do so), then they're fucking incompetent.

Commence firing.

4 comments:

BadTux said...

Heartbleed was difficult for regular hackers to exploit, since it required a man-in-the-middle attack where a server was interposed between you and the target server i.e. physical access to the infrastructure of the Internet, but made to order for the NSA (which has such physical access). If you're not suspicious about the NSA having something to do with the "bug", you should be...

Old NFO said...

Yeah, right... 'SURE" they didn't know...

Sikhandtake Rakhuvar said...

Hmm.. post didn't take.

Here's your "John Stewart Moment of Zen (but not actually from him)" for today:

"...said Harley Geiger, senior counsel for the Center for Democracy & Technology in Washington.
“What may be a good tool for the NSA may also turn out to be a tool for organizations that are less ethical or have no ethics at all.”

BadTux said...

Yes, Rakhuvar, that was a point we made when we defeated Clinton's "Clipper Chip" spy technology back in the 1990's by proving that it could be exploited by "bad guys" as well as by the "good guys". Sadly, Washington has the institutional memory of a gnat.