Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, April 8, 2014

A Scientific Finding to Explode the Heads of White Supremacists

Simply put: White folks have more DNA from Neanderthals than do people of African ancestry. People of African origin have purer Homo sapiens DNA.

4 comments:

Andrew S. said...

Watch how quickly the party line changes to "european whites are superior BECAUSE of neanderthal DNA" running concurrently to a reconceptualization of neanderthals from ooga-booga cavemen to highly developed and intelligent noble savages.

Old NFO said...

LOL, gotta love REAL science...

Leo Knight said...

I doubt they could spell Neanderthal. Also, science is lies from the Devil. Or what Andrew S. said.

Sdv1949 said...

Gotta love that hybrid vigor.