Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, April 11, 2014

Shorter LASD: "Shoot the Hostage! Shoot the Hostage!"

That's just what the LA County Sheriffs Department did.
Los Angeles County sheriff's deputies mistakenly shot to death a hostage who was fleeing from a knife-wielding attacker at a West Hollywood apartment, authorities announced Thursday.
Look, I understand the concept of shooting the wrong thing.

The hardest thing to do in a fluid situation is to do nothing and assess the situation. There was an old-time airline pilot who once said that the first item on his emergency checklist was to wind his watch, so as to force himself to slow down and figure out what was truly going wrong (presumably, this didn't apply to in-flight fires).

There is a thing called an "OODA loop". The first two steps are more difficult than people think, especially when things are chaotic and adrenaline is kicking in.

I have little doubt of two things: First, there will be no little amount of training that will go on. And second, the LASD should start warming up their checkbook.

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