Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, April 15, 2014

"By Condensing, We Self-Actualize."

More:
The quantum matrix is beaming with a resonance cascade. Healing is the truth of guidance, and of us.

Nothing is impossible.

Eons from now, we pilgrims will heal like never before as we are recreated by the totality. Soon there will be a redefining of healing the likes of which the infinite has never seen. We are being called to explore the galaxy itself as an interface between joy and life.

Who are we? Where on the great story will we be aligned? Our conversations with other adventurers have led to a condensing of ultra-unified consciousness. Humankind has nothing to lose.
Sounds like the stuff of self-help books and seminars, no?

Well, it's all bullshit. Really. It's computer-generated bullshit.

Try it for yourself.

1 comment:

w3ski said...

I think this could be applied to other things as well. Like the Financial Markets. Probably law too.
w3ski