Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

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"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Wednesday, April 16, 2014

Romney the Chump

So one of Mitt's offspring tweeted a photo of Mitt standing in line at the Post Office to prove that his dad pays taxes.

Riight. This is the same guy who regarded making over $300,000 a year in speaking fees as nothing more than chump change. He has over $20 million coming in each year in passive investment income. He's put a car elevator into his new house.

And yet, we're supposed to believe that ol' Mitt will go spend an hour or so in line at the Post Office to mail a tax return that his accountant can e-file in seconds for nothing?

I wonder, though, if this crap isn't a signal that Romney isn't done trying to become president. It does seem to be that Estes Kefauver was right when he said that the only cure for presidental ambition is embalming fluid.

1 comment:

Borepatch said...

Maybe he stands in line to file his taxes because he doesn't think that the IRS has patched their servers for Heartbleed ...

;-)