Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, April 1, 2014

"Laser" an Aircraft, Go to Prison

Quite possibly for a very long time. That clown got some sentence enhancements, which is why he's going away for well into the next decade. Other people have gotten six months to 2.5 years in the Federal Greybar Hotel for lasering aircraft.

The FBI is offering a ten grand reward for information leading to the arrest of anyone who points a laser at an aircraft.

Most of the people who do this are idiots. In this case idiocy can get them five years in prison and/or a fine up to $250,000. Not to mention a felony conviction, which will seriously fuck up the rest of the idiot's life.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

And yet a DuPont can sexually abuse a child and walk away with probation. Something seems wrong with that picture

Comrade Misfit said...

And Skakel is out on bail. Neither of which passes the "so, what?" test.