Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON (AND EPSTEIN'S BFF). CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Thursday, December 11, 2025

Reminder Deux

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Remember, It's not Piracy When a Nation-State Does It.

US forces have seized an oil tanker off the coast of Venezuela, in a major escalation of Donald Trump’s four-month pressure campaign against the South American country’s dictator, Nicolás Maduro.

It'll be interesting to see how this plays out, but I'm not about to give The Orange Sundowner the benefit of the doubt.

ETA: MAybe someone will explain what seizing tankers has to do with fighting the export of drugs to Europe.

Mafia Nation (ETA: Indiana's Response)

Trump is running this country as though it was a Mafia family: "Nice state you have there, Indiana. Be a shame if something were to happen to it."

I hope that the Republicans in Indiana can find their balls and spine and call his bluff.

And then their congressional delegation can help stick it to the Bloated Orange Sundowner.

ETA: Indiana Republicans to Trump (and the White Slaveowners Heritage Foundation): Go fuck yourself. It wasn't even close.

Scooping These Down, Here




Johnny and the Supine Supremes:




Participation prizes for deranged adult toddlers:


Trump/Rubio to Tourists: Visit Another Country

Tourists to the United States would have to reveal their social media activity from the last five years, under new Trump administration plans.

The mandatory new disclosures would apply to the 42 countries whose nationals are currently permitted to enter the US without a visa, including longtime US allies Britain, France, Australia, Germany and Japan.

In a notice published on Tuesday, the US Customs and Border Protection agency (CBP) said it would also require any telephone numbers used by visitors over the same period, and any email addresses used in the last decade, as well as face, fingerprint, DNA and iris biometrics. It would also ask for the names, addresses, birthdates and birthplaces of family members, including children
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This is the notice.

My suspicion is that more and more tourists are going to opt to go to a more welcoming country. Which is probably any other country other than Russia, Iran or North Korea.

Stupid and Racist, All in a Nasty Bundle

Why can’t we have some people from Norway, Sweden, just a few…from Denmark…send us some nice people. We always take people from Somalia, places that are a disaster…filthy, dirty, disgusting, ridden with crime. The only thing they’re good at is going after ships."

I'm somewhat astonished that he just didn't come out and say "Aryan".

Because you know who else blamed minorities for his country's problems? This dickhead:

Wednesday, December 10, 2025

Donnie's Lawn Mower

Heh.

Thanks to RFK, Jr and the Rest of the Anti-Vax Idiots

The measles outbreak in South Carolina is “accelerating” with no end in sight following Thanksgiving and other large gatherings, state health officials said Wednesday.

As of Wednesday, 111 measles cases had been reported in what’s known as upstate South Carolina — an area in the northwest of the state that includes Greenville and Spartanburg.

If you want a quickie explanation why my side of the aisle regards conservatives as being morons, this is a good example. Dumb-asses believe the stupid shit that Brainworm Bobby and the other conspiracy theory fools (or Russian tools) hand out, so they don't get their kids vaccinated and now we're getting epidemics of formerly defeated diseases.

100% Fully Mockable Bullshit

Ol' Kashyap Patel is handing out these challenge coins:

Of the FBI directors, Hoovel was evil while Patel is nothing more than a clownshoe-wearing buffoon,