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Not Buying It

FBI agents thwarted a terror attack by a teenager on the Mall of America after monitoring him for nearly two years and ultimately supplying him with the AK-47 he planned to use, authorities said Wednesday.

The 18-year-old had been on the FBI’s radar since December 2024, when he began trading messages with a confidential informant. A criminal complaint says he initially expressed an interest in traveling to Somalia to fight for al-Shabab militants. As his plans to instead attack the mall solidified, the complaint says, agents sold him the gun and ammunition on Tuesday and arrested him on the spot.

It seems more like the FBI's been grooming this kid for two years so they could make a splashy arrest. But that's what the FBI's been doing for decades, egging some wet-brained goofball along so they can then claim they stopped an imminent threat.

Nothing ever changes with Hoover's goon squad. Nothing.

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Meanwhile, Trump is swallowing whatever bilge Putin says about the plague outbreak at a Siberian biological warfare lab.

In case you need more: Remember this?

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With Trump, All Roads Lead to Putn

With little time left before the midterms, he's sending people to help a Putin ally.

No matter what, Trump always finds a way to benefit Putin. It's almost as though Putin owns Trump's gonads.

ICE Goons at the Polls

The ICE goon at your polls may not be an ICE good. It may be a MAGA wannabee. Like this guy.

Call the cops and have them arrested anyway.

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Trump Piles Illegality Upon Illegality

President Trump said he plans to pay for controversial pro-Trump television ads using funds from his MAGA Inc. super PAC rather than the federal government, following lawmaker criticism that the spots might violate federal law and were an improper use of taxpayer money.

And no reimbursement for the money's he's already stolen.

Super PACs are supposed to be independent and are prohibited from coordinating with the candidates, but hey, what's one more bit of lawbreaking on the part of Demento Donnie?

Show Up and Vote!

Early voting is already underway. Go vote when you can.

If you are eligible to vote and you don't vote, then kindly shut the fuck up until November of 2028. If you can vote and you don't, you obviously don't give a shit about what's going on, so go put a sock in it.

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