Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, April 30, 2014

"Your Honor, I Move to Have the Bailiff Shoot the Witness!"

OK, this is a deposition, not a trial, but still:

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2 comments:

Ole Phat Stu said...

I bet more people say Jacuzzi than Whirlpool Bath. Certainly in the UK, more people say Hoover than Vacuum Cleaner.

4/30/2014 3:59 PM
Eck! said...

Whats the name of the copier machine your office...

Kodak.
Konica.
Cannon.
We once had a Xerox.
We don't, we scan the document, and send it to a printer.

Only a few are "photo" copies as in direct imaging from one page to another.

In this day its the machine to use one page or its image to make many on demand.



Eck!

4/30/2014 11:03 PM

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