Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, April 26, 2014

Caturday

More shelter cats sleeping wherever it suits them to do so.

5 comments:

w3ski said...

We have 7 kitties here now, but they Never sleep together all cute like that. A thunderstorm will gather the most on the bed but somebody will always go for the Chair or the Plant. One thinks the 'Spider plant is a kitty cushion.
a cat owned
w3ski

Unknown said...

Aloha Comrade,

Sweet Samantha, the Witch Bitch stray kitten I found in front of our home 18 years ago passed away last week. A virulently fast-acting cancer took her, though my wife and I were able to manage her pain with the help of our wonderful vet, and she passed peacefully wrapped around my hand.

As with your dear George, there'll be no replacing her, but when the time comes for us to open our home and our hearts to a new feline buddy for our pooches, it'll be another stray or shelter kitty. Every companion animal we've had over the past 44 years has been a sob story... and I wouldn't have it any other way.

Comrade Misfit said...

Danny, my condolences on the passing of Samantha. If there's a heaven, you'll see her again.

Unknown said...

Mahalo

Unknown said...

Mahalo.