Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, April 16, 2010

About. Frakking. Time.

The Feds are going after the Global Vampire Squid:
The Securities and Exchange Commission Friday charged Goldman Sachs & Co. and one of its executives with fraud today in a risky offshore deal backed by subprime mortgages that cost investors more than a $1 billion.
Note that the SEC also charged some Goldman veep named Fabrice Tourre.

This is a civil action; I don't know which evidence standard the SEC is required to meet. All this means is that the defendants wold have to cough up a small fraction of their ill-gotten gains, but it's better than nothing. I'd rather see some of these banksters behind bars, but that's probably never going to happen.

What will probably happen is that those bastards will reach a settlement with the SEC and pay a shitload of fines, the record will be sealed so that their actions are not aired in open court.

5 comments:

Nangleator said...

By the time a bankster got to jail, he'd own it.

BobG said...

I doubt they'll go after them as hard as they should; remember this from last year?
http://thebulletin.us/articles/2009/03/10/top_stories/doc49b61e46e935b133022700.txt

Comrade Misfit said...

Bob, I agree, but my idea of "going after them as hard as they should" would involve setting up and heavily using guillotines at Battery Park.

With the past and current Secretaries of the Treasury and the previous Chairman of the Federal Reserve being among the first few "guests of honor"...

deadstick said...

Oh, YEAH. I'll pick up some knitting needles...

Anonymous said...

"About. Frakking. Time."

Yeah. But I think the results will not register on my "pay back" meter . . .