Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, June 6, 2009

They Make Software That Crashes Like a Rocket Made of Pasta

But Microsoft makes some pretty good commercials:



I don't need a "decision engine", MickeySpooge. I came with one of those built in. I'll settle for software that does not invoke the ritual cry of "what the fuck is it doing now", for starters

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

If they can make a search engine that only returns useful information, I would be more than happy. I loved the Internet pre-1995, it was so easy to find information.

Ruckus said...

Microsoft might just be the GM of the computer world. I used to think it was IBM but I think the torch has been passed.
Lots of smart people work there but management does not seem to understand the goal of the products and so they get bloated and unmanageable as projects. We had better operating systems 25 years ago. And there is free software that works better than MS. But we get great commercials - all puff no substance.