Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Nice Job of Being Concerned About Our National Security

Former US National Security Advisor Brent Scowcroft has confirmed that the US government has spies on the ground in Iran.
Hey, Douchebag! The proper answer is "I can neither confirm nor deny that the US Government has spies on the ground in Iran." A simple "I cannot talk about that" or "that's classified" also works.

(H/T)

1 comment:

Frank Van Haste said...

Dear Miss Fit:

While you are, of course, correct I would propose that we cut Gen. Scowcroft a bit of slack.

First, there is little to be gained by implausible denial of that which everyone knows to be true.

Further, he has been one of the guys with the white hats on MANY issues (including his present support of Pres. Obama's handling of the Iran situation.

He's a good man, in my book.

Regards,

Frank