Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, January 4, 2009

Give Poor Gonzo a Job

Wal-Mart's benefited greatly from the anti-labor policies of the Bush Administration. I think it's time they stepped up and returned the favor by hiring Alberto Gonzales to greet their customers.
The Wal-Mart in Wasilla, Alaska would be a great place for him to work. He can help all of the local meth-cookers buy their pseudoephedrine. Gonzo has a proven track record in being able to say "I know nothing, I see nothing and I say nothing."

(H/T to Maru)

4 comments:

Phil said...

As far as I am concerned the treasonous piece of shit has permanent employment waiting for him with three hots and a cot for the rest of his life, stamping license plates.

Comrade Misfit said...

Agreed, but until he gets the reward he has so richly earned, Wasilla's a good place for him and frankly, they deserve him, too.

BadTux said...

I don't think Gonzo is qualified to be a Wal-mart greeter. You have to be friendly to do that. Gonzo is just slimy.

- Badtux the Slime-observin' Penguin

Comrade Misfit said...

I don't know about that, BadTux, some of the greeters in the Wal-Marts I've been in around this area have all of the congeniality of the offspring of an IRS auditor and a meter maid.