Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, January 12, 2009

News For Those Who Have Been Living in Another Star System

President Bush has presided over the weakest eight-year span for the U.S. economy in decades, according to an analysis of key data, and economists across the ideological spectrum increasingly view his two terms as a time of little progress on the nation's thorniest fiscal challenges.
No fucking shit, MSNBC. The last sentence of that quote would be more accurate if they dropped the word "fiscal." To steal a line from Buffalo Beast, George Bush is so breathtakingly stupid that he can say "I didn't know what was in the National Intelligence Estimate until last week" and sound plausible.

I don't want to rant any more on this right now, I'm really tired of having to think about that outrageously stupid and criminally inept president, one who has as much understanding of the Constitution as I have of a physics text that was written in Cantonese. Except I probably know more about the principles of physics than Bush does of the Constitution. "Democracy" to him is a prayer word, he has no clue as to what it really means.

1 comment:

Karen Zipdrive said...

I think Bush inadvertantly created a scatter shot world of ineptitude that might preclude him from proseution for his more major transgressions.
Obama should ignore the stupid stuff and focus on the illegalities- especially the wars he dragged us into and the crimes surrounding his actions.
It's annoying that Bush was so fucking stupid about everything, but Obama should keep in mind that Bush and his chums are war criminals who should be brought to justice.