Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

The State of the Nation That the Tsar of the Baboons Leaves Behind

Go look at the map.

Most inexplicable: Number of people on active military duty declined by 40,000.

More people in poverty. More domestic hate groups. More foreign terrorist groups. Almost every state is laden with obese folks. More people without health insurance. Nearly doubled the DoD budget and more than doubled the money paid to contractors.

On the other side of the coin, the street price of cocaine hasn't changed that much.

Heckuvajob, Chimpy.

1 comment:

lisahgolden said...

And he'll defend his heckuva job till the bitter end.