Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Monday, January 19, 2009

Nach Paris, Mein Fuhr--- er, Chancellor

Germany plans to send 500 Wehrmacht Bundeswehr soldiers to France.

They're going to need more soldiers than that just to guard and feed all of the prisoners.

Update: Correction of the title. I used "zu," which I thought meant "to."

(H/T to Fixer)

3 comments:

deadstick said...

Nach Paris...;-)

Comrade Misfit said...

I thought "zu" was also correct. Not so much?

deadstick said...

Different kind of "to". Zwecks Alkohol zu kaufen, müssen Sie ein Erwachsener sein -- you must be an adult to buy booze. Nach means "to" in the sense of traveling.