Quote of the Day

What this person said, whoever he or she is:

Preznit Skidmark’s claim to have kept us safe from terrorists after 9/11 is like a babysitter letting a toddler wander onto the freeway, then herding the remaining children into the basement and finally telling the parents how good a job she’s done because, since the baby’s death, she’s kept the children safe and that she deserves a raise in pay.