Don't Let the Screen Door Hit You On Your Way Out

What, you thought I was going to blog about the "farewell, suckers" speech of the Tsar of the Baboons?

Hell, no. 111 hours and 30 minutes until he is consigned to the septic pit of history. I'll watch him say something if the day ever comes when he enters a plea at his war crimes trial. Until then, I don't want to hear another word out of that porozhnyak.