Words of Advice:
DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.
"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne
"Once you have paid him the Danegeld, you never get rid of the Dane." -- Rudyard Kipling
“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie
"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul
"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad
Democracy Dies When Billionaires and Hedge Funds Buy Newspapers.
"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot
"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown
"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown
"Eck!" -- George the Cat
Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.
3 comments:
Grew up wanting to kill Hitler? Was Cruise born before WWII? Thats like me wanting to kill Attila the Hun.
Maybe if he flew around the Earth backwards really really fast...
Yeah, I grew up wanting to kill John Wilkes Booth.
Besides, Cruise can hardly say he "grew up."
Isn't he like 5'2"?
tom cruise is one of those gifts that keeps on giving -- of endless inanity
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