Tom Cruise, who fails to assassinate Adolf Hitler in his new movie "Valkyrie," said he grew up really wanting to kill the Nazi leader.He might as well go back to jumping on Oprah's couch; the man has more than a few screws that need to be torqued to specs.
His photo is going into the dictionaries under "nutbag."
(H/T to Maru)
Grew up wanting to kill Hitler? Was Cruise born before WWII? Thats like me wanting to kill Attila the Hun.
ReplyDeleteMaybe if he flew around the Earth backwards really really fast...
Yeah, I grew up wanting to kill John Wilkes Booth.
ReplyDeleteBesides, Cruise can hardly say he "grew up."
Isn't he like 5'2"?
tom cruise is one of those gifts that keeps on giving -- of endless inanity
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