Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Once you have paid him the Danegeld, you never get rid of the Dane." -- Rudyard Kipling

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

Democracy Dies When Billionaires and Hedge Funds Buy Newspapers.

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Sunday, January 18, 2009

Fraking Nutjob

Tom Cruise, who fails to assassinate Adolf Hitler in his new movie "Valkyrie," said he grew up really wanting to kill the Nazi leader.
He might as well go back to jumping on Oprah's couch; the man has more than a few screws that need to be torqued to specs.

His photo is going into the dictionaries under "nutbag."

(H/T to Maru)

3 comments:

SkinnyDennis said...

Grew up wanting to kill Hitler? Was Cruise born before WWII? Thats like me wanting to kill Attila the Hun.

Maybe if he flew around the Earth backwards really really fast...

Karen Zipdrive said...

Yeah, I grew up wanting to kill John Wilkes Booth.
Besides, Cruise can hardly say he "grew up."
Isn't he like 5'2"?

Distributorcap said...

tom cruise is one of those gifts that keeps on giving -- of endless inanity