Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Sunday, November 30, 2008

Reading the Paper With Jake

Jake was lying next to me on the couch as I read the Sunday paper. His M.O. is to lie out of read for the time it takes to read a page or two, then to come up, nose the paper aside, put his front paws on my stomach and put his face right in mine until I give him some attention and scratch him. Then he lies down out of reach and the cycle repeats.

It can take hours to get through the paper.

I'm not complaining.

1 comment:

Karen Zipdrive said...

My cats just crawl into the middle of the newspaper and start to gnaw it apart. Then they start kicking it to the floor and spreading it all over the room.
I don't even try to read it at home anymore.