Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Monday, November 10, 2008

Republican Morons

If you guys really do want to become a permanent minority party, please feel free to listen to these guys. They got nothing, other than a continuous battle over "culture wars."

Memo to you fools: Even with homophobic ballot initiatives that passed in California and Florida, you lost both of those states in the presidential election. In Kansas, your anti-science state school board went down in flames in 2006.

If you want to keep flying the flag of the culture warrior, you will consign yourselves to the role of the embittered minority forever. Look at the polling; the ages of the voters that care about such shit are roughly the ages of people eligible to join AARP. Younger voters in the main don't give a shit about that stuff.

Smart politicians adapt to change. Strom Thurmond evolved from only fucking Black women to providing constituent services to Black voters. Thurmond voted for the Martin Luther King holiday, something Jesse Helms (and John McCain) opposed.

Dumb politicians stick to the platforms that brought them to defeat. If the GOP fails to adapt, it will go the way of the Whig and Federalist parties.

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