Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Sunday, November 9, 2008

The 2012 Campaign is Underway!

For Republicans, at least.

Among the usual suspects: Mike Huckabee, Bobby Jindal, Newt Gingrich, Mitt Romney, Haley Barbour, and of course, Sarah Palin, since she has the wardrobe for the task.

Nice. Jet Blue probably hasn't even had time to repaint the "Straight Talk Express" and these clowns are already getting their campaigns together. You'd think they could at least take this holiday season off, but nooo! You poor bastards in Iowa and New Hampshire are about to meet a whole host of these jerks.

Smearing the blood of a sheep over your doorway will not keep them away.

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