Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Friday, November 14, 2008

Another Lousy Photoshop Job

C'mon guys, you can do better than this:


1) That is a double-action automatic. But the trigger is almost all the way back and the hammer is down, so.... either it is a really lousy Photoshop job or they took the photo at the instant the hammer fell and before the cartridge went off.

Second, look at the angle of the gun and the hand. That would be really awkward (try miming it); it would be far more comfortable to either have the gun pointed slightly up or, if he really wanted to hold the barrel level, hold the gun "gangbanger-style."

(I endorse the sentiment, though.)

(H/T to 23/6)

2 comments:

Fixer said...

(I endorse the sentiment, though.)

Hear, hear!

Distributorcap said...

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you CRACK me up