Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Once you have paid him the Danegeld, you never get rid of the Dane." -- Rudyard Kipling

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

Democracy Dies When Billionaires and Hedge Funds Buy Newspapers.

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Getting Fired From the Senate

Jon Stewart examines just what one has to do in order to be disciplined by the U.S. Senate:



The answer is: We don't know what you have to do in order to be disciplined by the Senate. Ordinary felonies and political treason are not enough to get you in trouble. I guess you have to be found in bed with the proverbial dead girl or live boy.
Posted by on or about 06:39

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I guess you have to be found in bed with the proverbial dead girl or live boy.

That hasn't worked yet, either.

11/20/2008 8:24 AM
Comrade Misfit said...

If you're referring Larry Craig, he was in an airport bathroom.

11/20/2008 12:33 PM

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