Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Getting Fired From the Senate

Jon Stewart examines just what one has to do in order to be disciplined by the U.S. Senate:



The answer is: We don't know what you have to do in order to be disciplined by the Senate. Ordinary felonies and political treason are not enough to get you in trouble. I guess you have to be found in bed with the proverbial dead girl or live boy.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I guess you have to be found in bed with the proverbial dead girl or live boy.

That hasn't worked yet, either.

Comrade Misfit said...

If you're referring Larry Craig, he was in an airport bathroom.