Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"
Flying the Airplane is More Important than Radioing Your Plight to a Person on the Ground Who is Incapable of Understanding or Doing Anything About It." -- Unknown

"There seems to be almost no problem that Congress cannot, by diligent efforts and careful legislative drafting, make ten times worse." -- Me

"What the hell is an `Aluminum Falcon'?" -- Emperor Palpatine

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Getting Fired From the Senate

Jon Stewart examines just what one has to do in order to be disciplined by the U.S. Senate:



The answer is: We don't know what you have to do in order to be disciplined by the Senate. Ordinary felonies and political treason are not enough to get you in trouble. I guess you have to be found in bed with the proverbial dead girl or live boy.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I guess you have to be found in bed with the proverbial dead girl or live boy.

That hasn't worked yet, either.

Comrade Misfit said...

If you're referring Larry Craig, he was in an airport bathroom.