Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, November 15, 2008

Saturday Speechifying

President Reagan started making weekly radio addresses; President-elect Obama is taking them to YouTube.

Posted by on or about 13:33

1 comment:

BadTux said...

Y'know, it's apt that you mention Reagan in the same paragraph as Obama. Not because they have anything in common insofar as their political beliefs are concerned. But, rather, because both Ronald Reagan and Barack Obama possess (or possessed in the case of Reagan) political skills and instincts which make mere mortal politicians look like amateurs. A black man elected as President by as close to a landslide as we've had since 1984? Puh-LEEZE! Pull the other flipper! Yet Obama took what Reagan did politically and ran with it to new heights. Whatever your ideology, you have to admire the man's political skills...

- Badtux the Politics Penguin

11/16/2008 9:11 PM

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